laughter, it is said to cure disease… so what is it? is it a super pill? is it a drug? no, laughter is a reaction to certain stimuli, fundamentally stress, which serves as an emotional balancing mechanism. ( thank you wikipedia) I dont know why but i have always been able to make people laugh. even if its tickling my three year old cousin, or cracking a joke. making people laugh is something i like to do because it makes me feel happy.
so here i will try to make you laugh.
1. take the F out of way. get it? just dont say it around young children
2.this is just some hilarious quotes: “Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” – Douglas Adams,
One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.
They begged: “Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.”The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: “What is the first month of the year?”
The blonde responded: “November?”
“Nope,” said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
So the man asked: “What is the capital of the U.S.A ?”
The blonde responded: “Paris?”
So the crowd began chanting again: “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
The man said: “Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?”
The blonde replied: “Two?”
“Give her another chance, Give her another chance.” screamed the crowd. |
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that is all i could find on such a short notice
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