Well i planned to have a new post by 20 visits, but oh well. i have added some jokes to brighten your day below.
I don’t understand what everyone has against cancer. Now capricorns, those are the real jerks. (all jokes bfore here were found at: http://www.the-jokes.com/short-jokes/clean-jokes.html?row=4)
Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
A: Because all the fans have left.
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one. (these two jokes were found at http://jokesyou.com/onelinejokes.php)